OUR WORD

     HAVE YOU EVER STRUGGLED TO READ AND UNDERSTAND A GI SIZING CHART?
YOU COULDN’T UNDERSTAND THEIR SIZING CHART AND YOU ATTEMPTED TO USE T
HEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE AND IT WAS JUST A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE OVERALL.

 

     YOU WANT THE PERFECT KIMONO WERE YOU DON’T HAVE TO ADJUST IN THE
MIDDLE OF A SPARRING SESSION, BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE WORSE THAN
YOU HAVING TO CONSTANTLY BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR GI IN MID ROLL, INSTEAD
OF YOUR NEXT MOVE. YOU SHOULD BE WEARING A KIMONO THAT FEEL AS IF YOU
HAVE NOTHING ON AT ALL AND NOT AN EXTENSION OF YOUR BODY. WHEN YOU
MOVE, YOU MOVE FREELY, NOT WHEN YOU MOVE YOU HAVE TO DRAG OR PULL
A BIG HEAVY GI WITH YOU OR THE OPPOSITE. THE GI SHOULD NOT BE SO SMALL
AND TIGHT IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES IT IMPEDES YOUR MOVEMENT AND NOT
ALLOWING YOU THAT FREEDOM TO MOVE TO THE NEXT CRUCIAL PASS, OR SUBMISSION.


  
     MAYBE YOU WERE LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND THE RIGHT SIZE GI, BUT  FOR IT
TO BE RUINED BY THE “RUG BURN” FEELING AFTER A FEW WASHES. THE COTTON
FEELING COURSE OR THE LAPEL FEELING TOO THICK. IT IS ALMOST TO THE POINT
WERE YOU DREAD PUTTING IT ON BEFORE CLASS, BUT IT WAS THE ONLY CLEAN 
ONE YOU HAD THAT DAY. LETS SAY YOU HAVE FOUND A GOOD GI, BUT FOR IT TO
COME CRASHING DOWN BECAUSE IT COULDN’T HANDLE YOUR RIGOROUS TRAINING
SCHEDULE. YOUR GI TEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF A MATCH.  I SAW THIS HAPPEN ONCE
IN A TOURNAMENT IN PARIS, FRANCE. TWO BLACK BELT WERE COMPETING AND
ONE THEM WENT FOR A SINGLE LEG TAKE DOWN AND THE OTHER ONE SPRAWLED
 AND HIS PANTS TORE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT. THE SAD PART WAS THIS WAS
TOWARDS THE END OF THE MATCH WERE IT WAS TIED. AFTER IT IS ALL SAID AND
DONE, YOU HAVE A KIMONO THAT YOU ARE STUCK WITH AFTER ALL THAT MONEY
AND TIME WASTED.

  

     I WAS TIRED OF SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT KIMONO, SO I STEPPED UP
AND TOOK ON THE CHALLENGE TO CREATE THE PERFECT KIMONO. I KNEW I
WASN'T THE ONLY ONE SO I KNEW WOULD CREATE A TRIBE OF ZOMBIES AND
TAKE CARE OF ALL OF MY ZOMBIES AS IF THEY WERE ALL PART OF MY VERY
OWN FAMILY. I HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD SINCE 2011 AND WE ARE ONLY
GROWING STRONGER WITH EVERY NEW ZOMBIE THAT JOINS THE FAMILY. I
HAVE COMPETED ALL OVER THE WORLD AND I HAVE TRIED ON MANY DIFFERENT
BRANDS ALSO IN SEARCH FOR THE PERFECT KIMONO. I HAVE USED ALL MY
EXPERIENCE, COLLABORATIONS WITH OTHER GI BRANDS AND EVEN WORKED
WITH A PROFESSIONAL SUIT TAILOR TO PERFECT THE ZOMBIE KIMONO.

 

      WE TRY TO MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU TO FIND THE PERFECT FIT, WITH 
A COLOR COORDINATED CHART AND A DETAILED EXAMPLE IN OUR F.A.Q.
SECTION. IF YOU STILL NEED HELP I WILL PERSONALLY TAKE CARE OF YOU IF
YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ANY TIME. I AM THERE FOR YOU IN TIME OF NEED.
WE WORK TOGETHER TO FIGURE OUT THE BEST FOR YOU TO MAKE YOU
HAPPY WHEN STEPPING ON THE MAT. BECAUSE I KNOW WHEN YOU “FEEL
GREAT, YOU ROLL GREAT™”. WE MAKE SURE YOU GET THE RIGHT ZOMBIE KIMONO FAST WITH
“SHIPPING IN 24*” HOURS OR LESS.

  

      REST ASSURE THAT WHEN YOU PURCHASE A ZOMBIE KIMONO NOW, THAT OUR SMOOTH COTTON KIMONOS WILL NOT RIP OR TEAR. I WANT YOU TO BUY A ZOMBIE
KIMONO RIGHT NOW WITH CONFIDENCE, AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO TAKE MY
WORD FOR IT. IF YOU STILL NEED MORE PROOF JUST READ ALL OF THE ZOMBIE
FAMILY’S REVIEWS ON THE KIMONO YOU NEED. I LOOK FORWARD TO YOU JOINING
THE ZOMBIE FAMILY TODAY.

 

J.C.
ALWAYS READY

 

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